Funny Motivation Quotes


Laughter and fun prolong life, so you should not focus on stressful situations due to the daily routine. Raise your mood with the help of Funny Motivation Quotes, let there be more positive, smiles, and joyful events in life!

If you are the smartest person in the room, then you are in the wrong room.
A smile is an inexpensive way to change your looks.
Charles Gordy
I am thankful for laughter, except when milk comes out of my nose.
Woody Allen
The only time I feel light-hearted is when I'm in a plane at 33,000 feet.
Robert Rivers
Juan gave Bones the most admiring look he’d bestowed on him yet.
Jeaniene Frost
Accept who you are. Unless you're a serial killer.
Ellen DeGeneres
A hospital bed is a parked taxi with the meter running.
Groucho Marx
A word to the wise ain't necessary, it's the stupid ones who need advice.
Bill Cosby
Cultivate your curves - they may be dangerous but they won't be avoided.
Mae West
Always go to other people's funerals, otherwise they won't come to yours.
Yogi Berra
Don’t put your wand there, boy! ... Better wizards than you have lost buttocks, you know!
J. K. Rowling
Many people lose their tempers merely from seeing you keep yours.
Frank Moore Colby
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