Funny Motivation Quotes
Laughter and fun prolong life, so you should not focus on stressful situations due to the daily routine. Raise your mood with the help of Funny Motivation Quotes, let there be more positive, smiles, and joyful events in life!
If you are the smartest person in the room, then you are in the wrong room.
A smile is an inexpensive way to change your looks.
I am thankful for laughter, except when milk comes out of my nose.
The only time I feel light-hearted is when I'm in a plane at 33,000 feet.
Juan gave Bones the most admiring look he’d bestowed on him yet.
Accept who you are. Unless you're a serial killer.
A hospital bed is a parked taxi with the meter running.
A word to the wise ain't necessary, it's the stupid ones who need advice.
Cultivate your curves - they may be dangerous but they won't be avoided.
Always go to other people's funerals, otherwise they won't come to yours.
Don’t put your wand there, boy! ... Better wizards than you have lost buttocks, you know!
Many people lose their tempers merely from seeing you keep yours.
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