Daily Quotes Funny
Cheer up with these funny quotes! Smile more often, and don't forget to rest and laugh heartily, because these three things will help you easily cope with the daily routine. Pay attention to the quotes search bar, where you can find any topic that interests you.
Never put off till tomorrow what you can do the day after tomorrow.
Someday is not a day of the week.
If you’re offered a seat on a rocket ship, don’t ask what seat! Just get on.
A pessimist is a person who has had to listen to too many optimists.
If I were two-faced, would I be wearing this one?
I didn’t fail the test. I just found 100 ways to do it wrong.
What you do speaks so loudly that I cannot hear what you say.
My favorite machine at the gym is the vending machine.
An alcoholic is someone you don’t like who drinks as much as you do.
Be willing to be a beginner every single morning.
The best thing about the future is that it comes one day at a time.
A smile is a facelift that’s in everyone’s price range!