Daily Quotes Funny


Cheer up with these funny quotes! Smile more often, and don't forget to rest and laugh heartily, because these three things will help you easily cope with the daily routine. Pay attention to the quotes search bar, where you can find any topic that interests you.

Never put off till tomorrow what you can do the day after tomorrow.
Mark Twain
Someday is not a day of the week.
Denise Brennan-Nelson
If you’re offered a seat on a rocket ship, don’t ask what seat! Just get on.
Sheryl Sandberg
A pessimist is a person who has had to listen to too many optimists.
Don Marquis
If I were two-faced, would I be wearing this one?
Abraham Lincoln
I didn’t fail the test. I just found 100 ways to do it wrong.
Benjamin Franklin
What you do speaks so loudly that I cannot hear what you say.
Ralph Waldo Emerson
My favorite machine at the gym is the vending machine.
Caroline Rhea
An alcoholic is someone you don’t like who drinks as much as you do.
Dylan Thomas
Be willing to be a beginner every single morning.
Meister Eckhart
The best thing about the future is that it comes one day at a time.
Abraham Lincoln
A smile is a facelift that’s in everyone’s price range!
Tom Wilson
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